Friday, February 23, 2007

Back home!!


The thing I'll remember most about the tuna trip - sitting out on the Great Australian Bight watching the sun disappear beneath a sheet of wild crimson, the day's last muttonbirds dipping and soaring across the waves. Then being lulled to sleep by the gentle roar of Evohe's diesel as we motored through the night.
It was a great trip - I learnt a lot and hopefully was able to contribute something. Will be getting stuck into the edit in the next few weeks, so come down and check out our awesome footage!

Here's some pictures as promised



Above : The fishing crew - Oakey and the boys



The topside crew - Mark, Bennie and Brenden



The biggest one




Oakey on deck - Purse net being deployed in background



Below: Our home for six weeks - the Evohe



Below: On route to another boat transfer - check out Ed

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Dispatch two -Ceduna

Well, a violent bout of weather has forced us back to land - we're sitting in Ceduna, the dusty south Australian town at the end of the Universe.
It's been a fairly routine couple of weeks since I last reported - we are getting some good stuff, although Mark Strickson is tearing his hair out - these are ordinary Antipodean fishing people, hard-working, unassuming and often quite reserved and quiet. In other words, not great television talent. I am amazed at the pressure Mark is under - with big money at stake and a film that is really struggling to fly at the moment.
Still, we hope to get onto some good fish next week, get the tuna farm full and start the slow tow back to Port Lincoln.
It has been amzzing seeing these guys doing their job - they really do round up the tuna just like cowboys on the open range, albeit with high tech gear and millions of dollars of fish at stake.
It has been great to be out at sea these last couple of weeks - There is something about spending long periods of time in the absence of any discernable landmark that inspires inner peace and meditation, and once you get used to the rocking of the boat, it becomes almost soothing, addictive.
Unfortunately the same cannot be said for spending long periods of time in such close quarters as 7 other people. Although most of us are getting along fine, there was a bit of a rupture today amongst the boat crew, who have been together for almost 18 months - a few cracks starting to show!

Well, we will be back on the waves in the next couple of days and hopefully catching fish and getting some amazing footage. The visibility in the water out at sea is incredible - 30-40 metres - you can see the whole tuna farm, with thousands of tuna in it. The boys said last year they got some orcas swimming right up to them, so I hope they turn up again this year.
I haven't been in the water a lot unfortunately - Ed and Steve are doing the filming and I'm driving the tender and operating the underwater communications. However, I will hopefully get more time in the water as the trip progresses.
Mark wants all the tapes logged before we get back, so that job has mainly fallen to me, although Mark does do the odd one or two!
OK well I'm off to wander the dusty streets of Ceduna a bit more before going back on the boat this afternoon.
Hope everyone is well back there in NZ.
See you in a month I hope

Bill

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Dispatch from Port Lincoln!

Back in port unexpectedly soon -more on that soon. So thought I'd take the opportunity to update the internet and escape the Aussie heat to the air conditioned offices of our hosts the Stehr Group before Mark gives me another job to do.......

Ed and I came in on a pencil-plane from Adeleide and I got my first glimpse of the tuna operations from the air - the bay below was dotted with the circular floating pens. We landed at the dusty strip where a sign above the terminal entrance welcomed us to "Tuna City." Mark met us at the airport with the news the boats were leaving three days earlier than expected so instead of a cruisy preparation, it was 48 hours of madness - setting up dive gear, working on cameras, shopping.


Despite the rush, it was great to be back on the Evohe. The 80 foot steel hull motor sailor is the kind of boat you can easily become attached to. This is my third trip on it – another adventure on the high seas! The boat is crewed by volunteers – like-minded individuals who do it for the love of waking up in strange fishing towns on the far side of the world that no one else has ever heard of.

We dropped our moorings first thing Thursday morning and motored out into the bay to film the crew picking up the tow pens. These are circular plastic rings, hung with nets to form a pen about 15 metres deep and 30 metres across. Each will hold several thousand tuna, and the “Kingfish” will spend the next week towing two of them out to the fishing grounds way out in the Great Australian Bight. They are very heavy and bulky, so the boat can only move at about 1 knot.

The first day was very nice - a huge school of dolphins escorted us onto a calm sea, and in the evening, we moored in a beautiful remote bay and drank gin and tonic as a gentle fog rolled in.

The forecast wasn’t good - a severe southerly was on its way, and there was some trepidation from the crew, all of whom had been necking seasick pills on the way out.
We were not to be disappointed.

As we deposited the topside crew on the Kingfish next day the wind was already starting to blow up, and by nightfall we were in the thick of it. Those left on the Evohe (including me) were lucky enough to find relative shelter behind an island while the others had to ride it out on the tow vessel, copping 50 knot gusts and heavy seas. Apparently they went backwards for most of the night.
Next day the wind had dropped but the swell was still very big – far too rough to pick the crew up, so they had to spend another night aboard, while the rest of us rolled and slopped our way through the lumpy swell to catch up with them. Both cameramen puked their guts out for two days – one had been totally debilitated by sea sickness and couldn’t work at all. I have been lucky – I haven’t been affected by it yet, touch wood.

When the swell finally abated we collected the crew and (director) Mark decided he had enough footage from the towing section of the trip (Apparently all the divers do on the way out is sleep and eat anyway)
He decided to head back to Port Lincoln to do some filming there, and catch up with the Kingfish in a few days time. Also, he wanted to get a crew on the other vessel that is heading out, which doesn’t leave until Sunday.

So, we made our way back - by now the sea was a gentle oily roll that made for a very comfortable return journey. We all stretched out and relaxed after a difficult few days. I went to sleep in my bunkroom, only to be woken in the afternoon by the skipper throwing the boat out of gear in a big hurry. I stumbled out half asleep to find everyone out on deck looking over the side and the cameramen hurriedly setting up their gear. I was just about to ask what was going on when there was a loud snort and the grey bulk of a whale broke the surface just metres off the port side.

I was lucky enough to observe blue whales close at hand in Chile a couple of years ago, so I recognized it straight off. It was a small one –“only” about 14 metres or so, but a blue whale is a blue whale – one of the rarest and most breathtaking sights in the ocean. Even our skipper Steve, who has spent thirty years sailing the world’s ocean had never seen one.

The whale was feeding – we could see clouds of krill drifting past in its wake. At one point it swam right under the boat, and the whole of its body glowed an eerie luminous blue.

We got back to Port Lincoln and Mark immediately found heaps of stuff for us to film – we went out to the farm pens and I got my first swim with the tuna. It’s a pretty amazing feeling to freedive down ten metres or so and sit there completely surrounded by hundreds of large tuna. Sometimes you think they’re going to take you out, but they always swerve off at the last second. They are incredible fish - torpedos of speed and power.

So anyway, that’s a brief summary to date. We’re scheduled to leave for the fishing grounds on Friday. Unfortunately, this means we will miss “Tunarama” – Port Lincoln’s big day of the year, where you can see such attractions as the Tuna Toss and the beach-babe competition (although one of the divers told me the best thing about that is the beach, anyway).

All is well – the atmosphere on the boat is good, the tuna guys are a very laid-back bunch of guys, and hopefully I will have plenty more adventures to report in 5 or 6 weeks!

See you soon
Love Bill

P.S sorry no photos but I don't have any at hand - hopefully next time!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

kai ora

So I hear Kai Ora - a cooking show on Maori TV has been picked up by Sky TV......Whaddyaknow, a television show featuring real New Zealand culture, food, music, personalities is appealing to a global audience.
That's awesome and a lesson to all television producers - stop desperately pandering to overseas trends and have a look at what's going on NZ. You bastards.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Open Mic Night - by Bill Morris

In a shady corner of Dunedin....


I am an open microphone
Isolated on a stage at the end of a dark bar I stand.
Receptacle of spit; I swallow up the
frustrations of the city,
Unrequited love and confused politics,
hurled at the empty darkness.
It's half past nine, and
the barman's bored.
Fuck this, I'm outta here.
There's a better life for a microphone,
Take my cables and amps and hit the road -
try my luck in Nashville, I reckon.



Hi, everyone. I'm playing Arc cafe (Arcoustic) on Monday night from 9 pm. Would be great to get some punters along. It's usually a great relaxed evening with about 4 or 5 acts performing. come along and bring friends!

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Well I decided that as one of only two remaining Dunedin members of that dark, grizzled, much maligned beast -"Last Year's Class," I should step up and take on the film school nerds at their own game.
Blogs?! In my day we didn't have no new-fangled blogs. We vented our feelings the old-fashioned way - in tight bunches of discontent down the gloomiest hallways of the zoology building!
Ahh, those were the days... .
To my far flung ex-compatriots, let me fill you in. Certain members of the new intake have been moaning about how much work they have to do, and apparently this is our fault. (well they reckon some of us were asking for more work.) It has got so almost every problem encountered can be, and usually is, accredited to us. This includes the phone, which has been disconnected due to our apparent abuse of the toll call privilege. Heck, some of the more socially aware members of the group have even suggested we may be to blame, at least partly, for global warming and ethnic troubles in the Middle east.
Phhh!!!
I'm sorry I can't fill you in on their film ideas, as being a member of aforementioned League of Ass****s, I was deviously excluded from their pitching session. However, Bad Andy (these days commonly referred to as Marshall Law) managed to infiltrate, and was by all accounts significantly underwhelmed by their attempts.
"Where's the spiralling down from high aerial to underwater gannet shot off the coast of White Island, coming back to talk conservation on the wharf at Tauranga with two Maori kids?" he was quoted as saying. "And where the catchy film titles?"
Phhh!

Anyway, I have to say that despite all their faults, some members of this year's class are becoming adequate soccer players, thanks largely to the hard work done my myself and Marshall Law to whip them into shape.

I encourage you all to blog your thoughts on life out there in the real world, that way you can keep yourself informed on the goings on here in the City of Dreams, including the traumatic progress of film school geeks and their projects!